A thousand other heroes I

Have wished I were in days gone by—

Can take their laurels from my door,

For I don’t want ’em any more.

The truth will out; it can’t be hid;

The doughty deed that Dewey did,

In that far distant Spanish sea,

Is really good enough for me.

The grammar’s bad, but, O my son,

I wish I’d did what Dewey done!