TO
F. S. M. [Pg 5]
ILLUSTRATIONS
- ["'Are you related to Governor McKinley?'"]
- ["Alarmed the cook"]
- ["'What are the first symptoms of insanity?'"]
- ["'Reading Webster's Dictionary'"]
- ["'I stuck to the pigs'"]
- [The conspirators]
- ["'Weren't your ears long enough?'"]
- ["'The corks popped to some purpose last night'"]
- ["'If you could spare so little as one flame'"]
- [The school-master as a cooler]
- ["'Reading the Sunday newspapers'"]
- [Bobbo]
- [Wooing the Muse]
- ["'He gave up jokes'"]
- ["'A little garden of my own, where I could raise an occasional can of tomatoes'"]
- ["'A hind-quarter of lamb gambolling about its native heath'"]
- ["'The gladsome click of the lawn-mower'"] [Pg 7]
- ["'You don't mean to say that you write for the papers?'"]
- ["'We wooed the self-same maid'"]
- [Curing insomnia]
- ["Holding his plate up to the light"]
- ["'I believe you'd blow out the gas in your bed-room'"]
- ["'His fairy stories were told him in words of ten syllables'"]
- ["'I thought my father a mean-spirited assassin'"]
- ["'Mrs. S. brought him to the point of proposing'"]
- ["'Hoorah!' cried the Idiot, grasping Mr. Pedagog by the hand"][Pg 8]
