V
The Olympian Links
"There," said Adonis, as he put the finishing touch to my costume. "You look like a champion. Do you play golf, sir?"
"There's a difference of opinion about that, Adonis," I replied, my mind reverting to the number of handicap matches I hadn't won. "Some people who have observed my game say I don't. Have you links here?"
"Have we links?" he cried. "Well, rather. They're said to be the best in the universe."
"And are they handy?"
"Very—in the season."
"I don't quite catch the idea," I said.