"Never!" ejaculated Mr. Pedagog, with enthusiasm. "How is it to work?"

"That," said the Idiot, "is what I am trying to find out. When I do I'll let you know, Doctor."

[XVI]

CONCLUSION

Mr. and Mrs. Idiot

Request the Pleasure of Your Company

at Dinner

On Thursday Evening, May 31, 1900

At Half-after Seven O'Clock

R.S.V.P. Last Call