Copyright, 1903, by Harper & Brothers.
All rights reserved.
Published April, 1904
TO
YOU
Contents
| CHAPTER | PAGE | |
| [I.] | The Culinary Guild | 1 |
| [II.] | A Suggestion for the Cable-cars | 16 |
| [III.] | The Transatlantic Trolley Company | 31 |
| [IV.] | The Incorporation of the Idiot | 47 |
| [V.] | University Extension | 64 |
| [VI.] | Social Expansion | 79 |
| [VII.] | A Beggar's Hand-book | 96 |
| [VIII.] | Progressive Waffles | 112 |
| [IX.] | A Clearing-house for Poets | 127 |
| [X.] | Some Electrical Suggestions | 142 |
| [XI.] | Concerning Children | 158 |
| [XII.] | Dreamaline | 172 |