SYMPTOMS OF HARD READING!
Student. "OH, MARY! HAVE YOU TAKEN UP THE LAMP AND THE CIGARS?"
Mary. "YES, SIR."
Student. "—AND THE WHISKEY, AND THE SUGAR, AND THE LEMON, AND BOILING WATER?"
Mary. "YES, SIR."
Student. "THEN COME, JACK! SUPPOSE WE GO INTO THE STUDY!"
REPELLING FOREIGN INVASION.
PATERFAMILIAS TRIES THE COLD WATER CURE IN A CASE OF ORGAN-GRINDING.