"I SAY, MISTER, HERE'S ME AND MY MATE WANTS OUR FOTERGRUFFS TOOK; AND MIND, WE WANTS 'EM 'ANSOM, COS THEY'RE TO GIVE TO TWO LADIES."
EQUINE.
Dealer. "THERE! I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A FAULT WITH HIM!"
Customer. "BUT HE'S GOT SUCH A BEASTLY TAIL!"
Dealer. "BEASTLY TAIL! THERE NEVER WAS A BAD RAT-TAILED 'OSS. WHY, WE GO MILES TO FIND 'EM!"
PLEASING PROSPECT.
Friend from Town. "WELL! AND HOW'S THE MARE?"