PLEASANT FOR "CHARLES DEAR."
Married Sister. "OH, CHARLES DEAR! NURSE IS NOT VERY WELL, AND AS I MUST STAY WITH BABY, WOULD YOU TAKE FREDDY AND THE TWO LITTLE ONES FOR A WALK, ONLY CARRY THEM OVER THE CROSSINGS, THAT'S A DEAR!"
TOO MUCH!
Party (who hates bad music in the middle of the night). "WH-A-T!! THE WAITS! CALLED FOR A CHRISTMAS BOX!—STOP A BIT!!"——
[The rest is too terrible.
MARRY ON £300 A-YEAR!
Passer-by (to the Crossing-Sweeper). "WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?"