ALARMING PROPOSITION.
Oyster-Man (to Hairy Gents). "OYSTERS, SIR! YES, SIR! SHALL I TAKE YER BEARDS OFF?"
[Gents have an uncomfortable idea that they are being chaffed.
EPIGRAMMATIC.
Gentleman. "LETS HAVE A BOILED MACKEREL."
Waiter. "BILED, SIR! BETTER HAVE 'EM BRILED, SIR. IF THEY'RE BILED, THEY'RE SPILED, SIR!"
