VIVE LE SPORT!
English Friend (to Foreigner of distinction). "THE FOX HAS BROKE, AND GONE AWAY!"
Foreigner of distinction (who has been galloping about the rides to his immense satisfaction). "AHA! HE IS BROKEN, AND GONE AVAY! WHAT A PITY! ZEN I SUPPOSE IT IS ALL OVARE AND WE MUST GO HOME!"
TAKING FIRST PLACE.
Boy from School. "GATE NAILED, OLD BOY! NEVER MIND! I'LL MAKE A GAP FOR YOU!"
CANDID.
Cook. "FINE DAY, MR. CHALKS!"