NO CONSEQUENCE.
"I SAY, JACK! WHO'S THAT COME TO GRIEF IN THE DITCH?"
"ONLY THE PARSON!"
"OH, LEAVE HIM THERE, THEN! HE WON'T BE WANTED UNTIL NEXT SUNDAY!"
THE REVIEW.
"NOW, MARM, HERE'S A PLACE TO STAND ON. YER MAY SEE EVERY THINK; AND ONLY SIXPENCE!"
AN APRIL FOOL.