WHAT MUST BE THE NEXT FASHION IN BONNETS.
DOMESTIC BLISS.
Servant (rushing in). "OH! GRACIOUS GOODNESS, MASTER! THERE'S THE KITCHEN CHIMLEY A-FIRE—AND TWO PARISH INGINS KNOCKING AT THE STREET DOOR!"
GOING TO A PARTY.
Exquisite. "AW, DRIVAW—HAVE YOU A GOOD HORSE?"
Cabman. "YES, SIR! A WERRY GOOD OSS."