Whipper. "WELL, I WEAR MINE BECAUSE IT SAVES TROUBLE, AND IS SO VERY 'EALTHY."
Snapper. "HAH, WELL THERE AIN'T NO HUMBUG ABOUT ME; I WEAR MINE BECAUSE THEY LOOKS 'ANSOM, AND GOES DOWN WITH THE GALS."
RAILWAY COLLUSION—A HINT TO STATION-MASTERS.
Porter. "NOW, THEN, BILL! ARE YOU OFF?"
Cab Ruffian. "NO; WHAT SORT OF FARE IS IT?"
Porter. "SINGLE GENT, WITH SMALL BAG."
Ruffian. "OH, HE WON'T DO! CAN'T YER FIND US A OLD LADY AND TWO LITTLE GALS WITH LOTS O' BOXES? I'M GOOD FOR A PINT!"
