Tax Collector. "THEN BE SO GOOD AS TO FILL UP THIS INCOME-TAX PAPER AND RETURN IT TO ME BEFORE TWENTY DAYS!"
EDUCATION IN THE MINING DISTRICTS.
Jemoimer. "BIST THOU A GOIN' TO SKULE, ELOYZA?"
Eloyza. "NOT HI, JEMOIMER. THEY GID US TEA AND BUNS LARST WEEK, AND WE SHA'T HAN NO MOORE TILL CUM CRISMUS; SO MUTHER SAYS AS HOW IT AIN'T NO USE."
UNCONSCIOUS SATIRE.
"THERE, BABY DEAR, LOOK AT THE PRETTY SOLDIERS!"
