WHY, THE FACT IS, THE STUPID AND GREEDY BOY HAS MISTAKEN FOR JAM, AND SWALLOWED, A RATHER FINE SPECIMEN OF THE ACTINEA EQUINA, OR PURPLE SEA ANEMONE WHICH AUNT FOOZLE HAS BROUGHT FROM THE COAST!
WEIGHT FOR AGE.
Nurse. "DRAT THE CHILD! WHY CANT YER WALK?—YER MORE PLAGUE THAN ALL MY MONEY!"
BY THE FAST TRAIN.
Railway Porter. "ANY LUGGAGE, MISS?"
Young Lady (who is also a leetle fast). "YES! PORTMANTEAU, A LITTLE BAY HORSE AND A BLACK RETRIEVER!—AND LOOK HERE, GET ME A HANSOM!"
