WHAT IS IT?
First Boy (loq.). "I TELL YER IT'S 'ED'S HERE!—I SEEN IT MOVE!"
Second Ditto. "I SAY IT'S AT THIS END, YER STOOPID!—I CAN SEE 'IS EARS!"
A PAINFUL SUBJECT.
Old Gent. (with tender feet). "NOW, BOY, BE VERY CAREFUL!"
Boy. "OH, YES, YOUR HONOUR! THESE 'ERE KNOBS 'LL TAKE A BEAUTIFUL POLISH!"
