LOOKING AT IT PLEASANTLY.
Friend (on the bank). "WELL, JACK! HAVE YOU HAD PRETTY GOOD SPORT?"
Jack. "SPORT! IF YOU CALL IT SPORT TO HAVE NO WATER AND NO FISH, AND TO PAY NINETY POUNDS FOR THREE WEEKS OF IT, I'VE HAD PLENTY!"
PRACTISING ON A PATIENT.
Young Practitioner. "H'M, VERY ODD—! MUST HAVE MADE SOME MISTAKE; THERE'S NOTHING THE MATTER WITH THIS TOOTH. NEVER MIND, TRY AGAIN!"
AN OFFICE INCIDENT.
Infuriated Principal, opening Fast Clerk's telegram by mistake (reads). "'TOM TIT' SURE TO WIN—TELEGRAPH AND SAY IF YOU WILL HAVE PONY ON—IF SO, SEND CASH TO-DAY!"