SELF-IMPORTANCE.
Small Cousin. "DO YOU KNOW, ALICE, IT JUST OCCURS TO ME THAT THE GUARD THINKS WE ARE A RUNAWAY COUPLE!"
IN SEARCH OF A VICTIM.
Alfred. "OH, IF YOU PLEASE, UNCLE, WE WANT TO PLAY AT BEING WILLIAM TELL; WILL YOU BE SO KIND AS TO STAND WITH THE APPLE ON YOUR HEAD?"
A DIFFERENCE IN OPINION.
Boy. "Isn't it very naughty of papa to tell stories?"
Mamma. "Well, dear, it would be—but what do you mean?"