Bumpkin, No. 2. "YA-AS!"
Bumpkin, No. 1. "THEN, I'D RAYTHER WALK THREW!"
FORCE OF HABIT.
Old Party (in Hansom). "HERE! HOLLO! HI! WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING LIKE THAT, FOR? STOP! LET ME OUT!"
Cabby. "ALL RIGHT, SIR! I'LL STOP 'IM DIRECTLY, SIR—I DRUV A FIRE-ENGINE FOR TWO YEAR!!"
LONDON CREAM.
Cook. "DO YOU CALL THIS CREAM? WHY IT'S THINNER THAN MILK!"