Wife. "CHARLES, DEAR. THERE'S A PERSON AT THE DOOR WANTS TO KNOW WHETHER YOU WANT ANY ORNAMENT FOR YOUR FIREPLACE."

Charles. "MY DARLING! WHAT BETTER ORNAMENT CAN I HAVE THAN YOUR OWN SWEET SELF?"

[The wretch is going to dine at Greenwich with some bachelor friends, for all that.

DIGNITY AND IMPUDENCE.

A NIGHTMARE.

Vision of the Night. "ANY FRESH PRAWNS THIS MARNIN?"