OCULAR DEMONSTRATION.
Gent. "OH, AH! AND WHAT DO YOU FEED THE HORSES ON?"
Driver. "BUTTER-TUBS—DON'T YER SEE THE HOOPS?"
THE CARTE DE VISITE.
Gent (in Photographic Studio). "A—LOOK 'ERE, YOU KNOW, MISTER, I DON'T WANT MY CART PUBLISHED, YOU KNOW, BUT IF ANY NICE GAL OR LADY OF RANK SHOULD WANT A COPY, WHY, YOU CAN SELL IT HER, YOU KNOW!"
AN INCIDENT OF TRAVEL.
Monthly Nurse. "BUT I CAN'T FIND MY BOX, SIR!"