NOT SO BAD AS HE SEEMS.
Country Friend (apropos of Cockney Ditto) "UPON MY WORD, THOMAS, IF I THOUGHT HE HAD BEEN SO DANGEROUS, I WOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT HIM OUT."
Keeper. "WELL, HE DU SHOOT A LEETLE WILD, SIR—BUT IT AIN'T O' MUCH CONSEQUENCE—I LOAD FOR UN—AND I DON'T PUT NO SHOT IN!"
CONFIRMED BACHELOR.
Master G. O'Rilla. "DEAW! HOW SHOCKING! THERE'S ANOTHER GOOD FELLAH DONE FOR!"
Cousins. "WHY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED, GUS?"
Gus. "HAPPENED! WHY, CHARLEY BAGSHOT GONE MARRIED!"