ANOTHER PRETTY LITTLE AMERICANISM.

Englishman (to Fair New-Yorker). "MAY I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF DANCING WITH YOU!"

Darling. "I GUESS YOU MAY—FOR I CALC'LATE THAT IF I SIT MUCH LONGER HERE, I SHALL BE TAKING ROOT!"

THE COSTERMONGER AS HE IS.

Coster (with hideous yell). "YA! HO!—CAULIFLOWERS—HO!"

AND AS HE MIGHT BE.