A LITTLE BIT OF YORKSHIRE.
Horse Critic. "WELL, WILLIAM, THAT'S A NICE-LOOKING COLT, WHOSE IS IT?"
Horse Breaker. "WELL, SIR, THAT DEPENDS UPON CIRCUMSTANCES."
Critic. "HOW SO?"
Breaker. "IF IT TURNS OUT WELL, IT BELONGS TO MR. B. (the Steward); BUT YOU KNOW, SIR (with a sly look), IF IT TURNS OUT BAD, IT BELONGS TO MY LORD."
ANXIOUS TO PRESERVE OUR FIGURE, WE TAKE A TURKISH BATH!