SHOEBURYNESS.
Captain Limber, R.A. "HAVING PLACED OUR BURSTER AND PREPARED OUR PERCUSSION FUSE, WHICH, YOU REMEMBER, EXPLODES BY THE SIMPLE FALL OF THE NEEDLE—WE PROCEED TO * * * *."
[PROFESSOR DABBLES quite sees that the Artillery is a Service of itself, and having an appointment at the Megatherium, hurries off by the train.
SHOCKING INCIDENT IN REAL LIFE.
Enter Bachelor Brother (who has come from a long day of business). "THAT CONFOUNDED ORGAN, AGAIN! ALTHOUGH I TOLD HIM TO GO! BUT—PHEW!!—MY DEAR REBECCA, WHAT DREADFUL ODOUR IS THIS IN THE ROOM?"
[The truth is, Rebecca has had the Grinding Ruffian to sketch from.