BOARD AND LODGING.
Landlady. "YES, SIR, THE BOARD WERE CERTINGLY TO BE A GUINEA A WEEK, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW AS YOU WAS A-GOING TO BATHE IN THE SEA BEFORE BREAKFAST, AND TAKE BOTTLES OF TONIC DURING THE DAY!"
THE COLLAR MANIA.
NEAT AND APPROPRIATE ORNAMENT FOR A GENT'S ALL-ROUNDER.
THE LINGUIST.
Archy. "I SAY, JESSIE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND FRENCH?"