THE HILL AT EPSOM.

Irritated Swell (walking away), "I TELL YOU I DON'T WANT TO BE BRUSHED!"

Public Coat-Brusher. "OH, JUST TO MAKE YOU A LITTLE TIDY, MY LORD!"

Swell. "I SHAN'T PAY YOU!"

Coat-Brusher (still brushing), "THAT AIN'T O' NO CONSEQUENCE, MY LORD; BUT I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU LOOK RESPECTABLE!"

POLITENESS.

Bill. "WELL, JIM! HOW BE YOU TO-DAY?"

Jim. "WHAT ODDS IS THAT TO YOU?-YOU BEAN'T MY MEDICAL ATTENDANT!"