AN INCIDENT OF TRAVEL.
Railway Guard (as it is getting dark). "WOULD YOU LIKE A LIGHT IN THIS CARRIAGE, SIR?"
Swell (showing a Regalia in full blaze). "NO, THANKS! I HAVE ONE!"
[Exit Guard overpowered.
DEBATE ON THE NEW MINISTRY.
Smike. "I SAY, BILL, HOW ABOUT THE DERBY THIS YEAR?"
Bill. "OH, NOTHIN' BUT A OAX! NOTHIN' BUT A OAX! BARRIN' THE PUN!"
THE SENSATION BALL.