Box. Well, sir, to escape her importunities, I came to the determination of enlisting into the Blues, or Life Guards.

Cox. [Aside.] So did I. How very odd!

Box. But they wouldn’t have me—they actually had the effrontery to say that I was too short—

Cox. [Aside.] And I wasn’t tall enough!

Box. So I was obliged to content myself with a marching regiment—I enlisted!

Cox. [Aside.] So did I. Singular coincidence!

Box. I’d no sooner done so, than I was sorry for it.

Cox. [Aside.] So was I.

Box. My infatuated widow offered to purchase my discharge, on condition that I’d lead her to the altar.

Cox. [Aside.] Just my case!