JOSEPH. I hear two of them, sir.
MAJOR. Then why don’t you go?
JOSEPH. I don’t know which way to go, sir! I can’t answer both bells at once, sir! (here both bells are heard to ring again).
Enter DR. PRETTYWELL at C.
JOSEPH (to MAJOR). What am I to do, sir?
DOCTOR (coming down). Do what you are doing now!
JOSEPH. I ain’t doing nothing, sir.
DOCTOR. Then keep on doing nothing. It’s about the best thing you can do.
JOSEPH. But I shall catch it from both my missusses, sir!