JOSEPH. I hear two of them, sir.

MAJOR. Then why don’t you go?

JOSEPH. I don’t know which way to go, sir! I can’t answer both bells at once, sir! (here both bells are heard to ring again).

Enter DR. PRETTYWELL at C.

JOSEPH (to MAJOR). What am I to do, sir?

DOCTOR (coming down). Do what you are doing now!

JOSEPH. I ain’t doing nothing, sir.

DOCTOR. Then keep on doing nothing. It’s about the best thing you can do.

JOSEPH. But I shall catch it from both my missusses, sir!