MAJOR. Yes, my dear mother; (aside) and I devoutly wish I was anywhere else!
MRS. P. (turning him round towards her). I appeal to you to see that my authority in this house is respected!
MAJOR (with pretended surprise). What! Has any one dared—
MRS. MAJOR (turning him towards her). I presume you won’t allow me to be treated with inattention?
MAJOR. (with pretended surprise again). What! Has any one presumed—
MRS. P. (aside to him). But what’s the matter with your wife? She seems out of temper!
MAJOR. Yes! because Joseph didn’t attend to her summons at once. When you require him, he knows better than to do that!
MRS. MAJOR (aside to him). Your mother appears annoyed at something or other?
MAJOR. No wonder! Joseph didn’t answer her bell. He knows better than keep you waiting. (Aside.) What a humbug I am!