COX. No, sir—my wife wouldn’t let me.

BOX. Your wife!

COX. That is—my intended wife.

BOX. Well, that’s the same thing! I congratulate you (shaking hands).

COX (with a deep sigh). Thank ye. (Seeing BOX about to get up.) You needn’t disturb yourself, sir. She won’t come here.

BOX. Oh! I understand. You’ve got a snug little establishment of your own here—on the sly—cunning dog (nudging COX).

COX (drawing himself up). No such thing, sir; I repeat, sir, no such thing, sir; but my wife—I mean, my intended wife—happens to be the proprietor of a considerable number of bathing-machines—

BOX (suddenly). Ha! Where? (grasping COX’S arm).

COX. At a favorite watering-place. How curious you are!

BOX. Not at all. Well?