When Bill came to, you understand,

I ripped the mitten from my hand

And went across to ask Bill shake.

My limbs were all one pain and ache,

I was so weary and so sore

I don't think I'd a stood much more.

Bill in his corner bathed his thumb,

Buttoned his shirt and glowered glum.

'I'll never shake your hand,' he said.

'I'd rather see my children dead.