My boots and trousers, coat and weskit;

They bath-bricked both the nozzles bright

To be mementoes of the night,

And knowing what I should awake with

They flannelled me a quart to slake with,

And sat and shook till half-past two

Expecting Police Inspector Drew.

I woke and drank, and went to meat

In clothes still dirty from the street.

Down in the bar I heard 'em tell