You goad his wretched soul to drink

And then to jail, the drunken boor;

O sad intemperance of the poor.

You starve his soul till it's rapscallion,

Then blame his flesh for being stallion.

You send your wife around to paint

The golden glories of "restraint."

How moral exercise bewild'rin'

Would soon result in fewer children.

You work a day in Squire's fields