"Who did it, Dauber? What did Captain say?

It is a crime, and there'll be hell to pay."

He bowed his head, the house was full of smoke;

The Sails was pointing shackles on his chest.

"Lord, Dauber, be a man and take a joke"--

He puffed his pipe--"and let the matter rest.

Spit brown, my son, and get a hairy breast;

Get shoulders on you at the crojick braces,

And let this painting business go to blazes.

"What good can painting do to anyone?