Or Queen Victoria done in gingerbread.

Then there are rifle shots at tossing balls,

'And if you hit you get a good cigar.'

And strength-whackers for lads to lamm with mauls,

And Cheshire cheeses on a greasy spar.

The country folk flock in from near and far,

Women and men, like blow-flies to the roast,

All love the fair; but Anna loved it most.

Anna was all agog to see the fair;

She made Ern promise to be there to meet her,