T.C.—I hate to tell you.
T.T.—But listen, my dear young man:
T.C.—Nay, Cæsar, I’m not your dear young man!
T.T.—May I leave this basket of potatoes in the Office?
T.C.—Read that warning:
ALL PARCELS, PACKAGES AND GRIPS LEFT AND NOT CHECKED, MUST BE CHECKED OR THEY CANNOT BE LEFT IN THE DEPOT.
T.C.—What kind of nuggets are the spuds?
T.T.—Early Rose, my fine fellow.
T.C.—Some mistake, never knew Rose to rise early since Daylight Saving came.
T.T.—When will the 2.00 o’clock train come?