MULKERN, entranced beheld the throng,
Impressed was he with the ’cello song.
Saintly McCRAW shed one large tear
O’er wee Baptiste on his truckle bier.
The joke on MURPHY was a scream
Beyond the Company’s fondest dream.
FALSTAFF sampled some nut-brown ale,
Requested a schooner and then a pail:
ANGUS TORY and WELLAND STRONG
Thought they too would ride along,