A PILFERED POT-POURRI
Timid Traveler vs. Tantalizing Ticket Clerk at the Bureau of Information
The Timid Traveler.
Ticket Clerk—Where do you wish to go, Sir?
Timid Traveler—Well, what stations have you?
T.C.—We have Portland, Oregon and Portland, Maine.
T.T.—Which is the cheapest?
T.C.—To Maine for $15 and tax, if you sit up nights.
T.T.—It hadn’t orter come so high, I paid my taxes!
Can you carry me to New York State, please?