(Faith, he had a tidy cottage on the little property).

So, when Mass at length was over, round his jinker he would hover,

While the women teased the Tidy Little Body merrily

(And my hero was unconscious of their jesting, homely glee);

There he’d fool about, and truckle with a strap or with a buckle,

And tighten this, and loosen that, a-gammon he do be

(With the eye out for the Tidy Little Body, don’t you see).

And the more they used to tease her, well, the more it seemed to please her;

And she wriggled and she giggled, and she tittered girlishly—

“Oh, it’s all so very silly. Picture Mr. Hallissey!”