“Guessin’ eggs and seen the shells;

Brains,” sez I, “and breedin’ tells,

This old gent is Ed’ard Wells,

Late Teddo Wells, deceased.

Ringin’ bells is Ed’ard’s game,

Openin’ doors and closin’ same,

Called ‘groomin’ ’ for the priest.”

Never see a horse nohow,

Just an old machine;

Always in a tearin’ row