And by every good soul in the parish accursed,

Is that scamp of a Presbyt’ry Dog.

He’s a hairy old scoundrel as ugly as sin,

He’s a demon that travels incog.,

With a classical name, and an ignorant grin,

And a tail, by the way, that is scraggy and thin,

And the rest of him merely a dog.

He is like a young waster of fortune possessed,

As he rambles the town at a jog;

For he treats the whole world as a sort of a jest,