In tailored garments up-to-date,

And patent leathers wearing.

From heel to collar shining new

(His hair was like a poet’s, too),

He went and sat in Casey’s pew,

His lofty manners airing.

’Twas Mrs. Cooney raised her veil—

A handsome, netted, spotted veil—

To mop the perspiration;

And while she mopped, she took the chance