Or some commercial traveller—my thanks to Josephine.

My coat was pressed, just like a swell’s; the breeches that I wore

Had creases in them fore and aft like new ones from the store.

I smelt like some old motor-car, exuding kerosene;

I noted, too, the furtive glance of anxious Josephine.

She watched His Lordship’s portly form pass proudly o’er the mat,

His Majesty the curate next, with gloves and shiny hat;

I’d stuck an old biretta on, that better days had seen;

She came and dragged it off my head—ah, wisha, Josephine!

It sometimes strikes me, now she’s gone, she’d no drawbacks at all: