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PLENTY OF ROOM.
A visiting bishop, in Washington, was arguing with a senator on the desirability of attending church. At last he put the question squarely: "What is your personal reason for not attending?"
The senator smiled in a no-offense-intended way, as he replied: "The fact is, one finds so many hypocrites there."
Returning the smile, the bishop said:
"Don't let that keep you away, senator; there's always room for one more."
—Evening Post.
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Some bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.