A GOOD “AD.”
A member of a certain firm appeared in a law court with a complaint that his partner would sell goods at less than cost price, and he desired to have him restrained. The defendant utterly denied the charge, and the case was adjourned for a fortnight. As the plaintiff went out of court he exclaimed in a tragic tone: “Then the sacrifice must still go on!” and “I’ll be ruined!” The story was noised abroad, and the result was that the shop was besieged by customers every day. There the case ended, for at the end of the fortnight the plaintiff failed to appear in court, having accomplished his purpose—advertisement.
[184.] I give 3 sovereigns for 2 dozen wine at different rates per dozen, and by selling the cheaper kind at a profit of 15 per cent. and the dearer at a loss of 8 per cent. I obtain a uniform price for both. What did each dozen cost me?
[185.] I have in my garden a shrub that grows 12 inches every day, but during the night it withers off to half the height that it was at the end of the previous day. How much short of 2 feet will it be at the end of a year?
TIT-FOR-TAT.
[186.] A farmer puts a 3 lb. stone in a keg of butter worth 11d. a pound. The merchant cheats him out of 1 lb. on the weight, and then does him out of 1s. 11d. on calico, tobacco, and a shovel. Who is ahead, and how much?