When a man attains the age of 90 years, he may be termed XC-dingly old.


Examination Gems.

A school examination room might not to a casual observer seem to be a very likely place to find entertainment. However, the answers often given by pupils are sometimes excruciatingly funny, as is proved by the following:—

Definitions.

Function.—“When a fellow feels in a funk.”

Quotation.—“The answer to a division sum.”

Civil War.—“When each side gives way a little.”

The Four Seasons.—“Pepper, mustard, salt and vinegar.”

Alias.—“Means otherwise—he was tall, but she was alias.”