An Article.—“That wich begins words and sentences.”
A Pronoun “is when you don’t want to say a noun, and so you say a pronoun.”
“A Adjective is the colour of a noun, a black dog is a adjective.”
“Adjectives of more than one syllable are repaired by adding some more syllables.”
“Nouns are the names of everything that is common and has a proper name.”
Verb.—“To go for a swim is a verb what you do.”
“Adverbs are verbs that end with a lie and distinguish words. It is used to mortify a noun, and is a person, place, or thing, sometimes it is turned into a noun and then becomes a noun or pronoun.”
“Preposition means when you say anything of anything.”
“Conjunction means what joins things together; ‘—and 2 men shook hands.’”