Schoolmaster—“What is meant by mental occupation?”
Pupil—“One in which we use our minds.”
Schoolmaster—“And a manual occupation?”
Pupil—“One in which we use our hands.”
Schoolmaster—“Now, which of these occupations is mine. Come, now; what do I use most in teaching you?”
Pupil (quickly)—“Your cane, sir!”
MAGIC ADDITION.
To write the answer of an addition sum, when only one line has been written.
